Confetti flies as fans watch the New England Patriots Super Bowl parade

Confetti flies as fans watch the New England Patriots Super Bowl parade in Boston
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New England Patriots' Rob Gronkowski catches a pass in the Super Bowl

New England Patriots' Rob Gronkowski catches a pass in front of Los Angeles Rams' Marcus Peters and Cory Littleton during the fourth quarter of Super Bowl LIII in Atlanta
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Tom Brady of the New England Patriots celebrates with daughter

Tom Brady of the New England Patriots celebrates with daughter Vivian Lake Brady while they hold the Vince Lombardi trophy after the Patriots won Super Bowl LIII in Atlanta
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England cricket fans watch day one of the second test cricket matches against Wales

England cricket fans watch day one of the second test cricket matches against West Indies, from a pool at the Sir Vivian Richards Stadium in North Sound, Antigua, and Barbuda
AP Photo/Ricardo Mazalan

Serbia's Novak Djokovic celebrates after defeating Spain's Rafael Nadal

Serbia's Novak Djokovic celebrates after defeating Spain's Rafael Nadal in the men's singles final at the Australian Open tennis championships in Melbourne, Australia
AP Photo/Mark Schiefelbein

Japan's Naomi Osaka kisses her trophy the Daphne Akhurst Memorial Cup

Japan's Naomi Osaka kisses her trophy the Daphne Akhurst Memorial Cup at Melbourne's Brighton Beach following her win over Petra Kvitova of the Czech Republic in the women's singles final at the Australian Open tennis championships in Melbourne, Australia
AP Photo/Kin Cheung

A man climbs up an artificial ice wall located in the city of Liberec

A man climbs up an artificial ice wall located in a courtyard in the city of Liberec, Czech Republic
AP Photo/Petr David Josek

Spain's Rafael Nadal serves to Australia's James Duckworth

Spain's Rafael Nadal serves to Australia's James Duckworth in their first round match at the Australian Open tennis championships in Melbourne, Australia
AP Photo/Aaron Favila

Spectators cool themselves down with a mist fan during the Australian Open

Spectators cool themselves down with a mist fan during play on day one at the Australian Open tennis championships in Melbourne
AP Photo/Andy Brownbill

Matthias Walkner of Austria rides his KTM motorbike during the Dakar Rally

Matthias Walkner of Austria rides his KTM motorbike during the first stage of the Dakar Rally between Lima and Pisco, Peru
AP Photo/Ricardo Mazalan

A man warms up his horse before an Epiphany celebration horse race

A man warms up his horse before an Epiphany celebration horse race in Pietrosani, Romania
AP Photo/Vadim Ghirda

Michael Hayboeck of Austria soars through a heavy snowfall

Michael Hayboeck of Austria soars through a heavy snowfall during his first round jump at the fourth stage of the 67th four hills ski jumping tournament in Bischofshofen, Austria
AP Photo/Matthias Schrader

A rider performs prior to the opening ceremony for the Dakar Rally

A rider performs prior to the opening ceremony for the Dakar Rally in Lima, Peru
AP Photo/Martin Mejia

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott flips upside down

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott flips upside down next to Seattle Seahawks Frank Clark during the second half of their NFC wild-card NFL football game in Arlington, Texas
AP Photo/Ron Jenkins

Switzerland's Killian Peier soars through the air

Switzerland's Killian Peier soars through the air during a trial jump at the third stage of the 67th four hills ski jumping tournament in Innsbruck, Austria
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Army Football

It seems to me that the US Military Academy football team should wear cat eye reflectors on the back of their helmets.

NFL Headsets

The NFL should take a lesson from NASCAR and put headsets in every player's helmet. Then each player/position should have a spotter up on the roof telling them what's going on during the game. "Watch out, you're about to get blindsided on your left..." or "It's a fake, it's a fake..." or "You're over-pursuing, get back to cover the reverse..." I think it could make the game much more interesting. They could even bill it as a "green" initiative - think how much paper they'd save by not printing out thousands of those rooftop Polaroids they print every game.

And speaking of helmets and green... Get rid of the stupid lime green dots on the helmets. It make sense on the Seahawks helmets because they have lime green piping on their uniforms anyway. But, for everyone else, have it match their uniform. For a league that is so uniform conscious, lime green stickers for everyone are stupid.

NASCAR and the Rain

NASCAR should take a lesson from the NFL and have a couple of indoor races. Put some covers on a couple of those racetracks so we can do away with these incessant rain delays. Bristol's small, surely they could cover Bristol Motor Speedway. But I'm trying to remember if I've ever seen rain at Bristol.

Better yet, learn to drive in the rain. Heck, give 'em snow tires if that's what it takes. Especially on road courses, they could definitely race in the rain on road courses. And if they can't, well, we get more action and the last one left in the race wins by default...